Yesterday was FUEGO! Tuesday was a nightmare. Today is just downright, Brutal! But I’m not complaining.. These days, weeks, are flying. I forgot what I did 20 minutes ago. In the famous words of Ned Stark, winter is a commin. Before you know it, you’ll be prepping for that Thanksgiving Get together. Anyone who asks my opinion about how hot it is, I’ll say I plead the fifth. I can’t afford to have any bad Juju hanging over me while I try to survive the upcoming frost. ” I feel like I lost 15 pounds.” Child, please, I do that every other day at the gym. ( Was that last line mean?) How about ” It’s Hotter than a Preachers Daughter today”… That’s more friendlier. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Yesterday, there was a prompt asking, “What brings a tear to your eyes?” I glanced at the prompt, knowing I’d jump at the chance to answer that 1. Nothing was coming to me that stood out. There’s so many, plus this is a blog, so it can’t be long. Here are some things: Any Rodney Dangerfield’s punch lines.. Pink Panther Movies (Peter Sellers 1’s).. SNL(mid 70s – mid 80s). “Wolf of Wall Street”. When I was 8 “Empire Strikes Back” (I’m your Daddy) And last, a back and forth with my mom, and when I say back and forth I mean a full on battle on Normandy. After I go home and think about that argument. I’ll shed streams and streams of tears, which make me call her an hour later and profusely tell her that I’m sorry and that I love her. Any time I have a full-on argument with a love 1 brings tears to my eyes.
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What does your ideal home look like?
Temporarily, I dwell in a room. not fun (SMH). I’d wax poetically about the not fun situation I’m in, but I won’t. I touched on that a while back (feel free to scan through that post). So, this post should be real short. My next home will be another apartment. I don’t see myself owning a house in Long Island. It will be simple but accommodating. Plenty of food and beverages in the refrigerator. Internet-based. I’d need Plenty of storage space. Sorry, folks. I hoard. It will be CLEAN! I’ll have some off days, but it will be CLEAN! And smell good… Covid is trying to rear its head back in so my pad will be germ free. Besides some wall art that will be candy to the eyes, my apartment will be decorated with a healthy record collection display. So that’s all I can think of regarding an ideal home. It’ll be cool if I can do a Hemingway and do a GRAND thesis about an ideal home, but this is what you get…
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Why do you blog?
I’m a Newbie to this.. But now that I’m a half century old, I blog to document and share any thoughts, debates, and trends that I feel that’s worth expressing about. It could be a weird dream or a Seinfeld moment. I’ll blog about it.
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Self depricating is a way I like to poke fun at my expense. I like to present myself as a humble being. A Comedic 1. It’s part of my personality trait.I sometimes come off as corny, but it’s ok… I’m good with that.. I embrace my corny side.. It’s a good conversation starter. Especially for someone like me who has a hard time starting a conversation. If I find myself scrambling for something to say, it’ll be something self depricating to break the ice, and then the words and topics will come to fruition…. Like I said, I always have a hard time breaking the ice. Me, like half of the percentage of society, is a very shy type of personality.. I don’t know the proper capital letter to describe the personality, but I am THAT type of personality.
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Happy Friday. Another five day work week bites the dust. Monday flew! Tuesday ended with a blink of the eye. Wednesday felt like Thursday. Thursday felt like a Thursday…. Today feels like a party…. I will slow dance with the weekend…. Happy Friday folks.
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These Illustrations are a delight for my eye balls! The craftsmanship towards these fine pieces demonstrates the beauty of Diversification.
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I’m a Homebody, something I’m not ashamed off. I work, go home, the weekend pasts. Rinse and Repeat. ( I want to apologize in advance, I’m at a bar writing this and the Jamson is creeping up on me as I write this) So…. I’m wondering is there a difference between a regular homebody and a hard-core homebody. This blog will be very breif….. They are hard-core….. They’re about that LIFE! My aunt for example she’s a hard-core Homebody. In her defense, she’s retired. But when it comes to family activities….. ” Nope! Not coming.. Imma stay home and watch this movie and sip on some whine.” I get it, but sometime, not all the time I make myself available. So last evening (told you this was gonna be a quick 1) me, my mum, and auntie went out to eat for my birthday. I love my auntie to death. So it broke my heart when we got into a back and forth (row) about her wanting to leave the restaurant so fast. Restaurant etiquette requires you to wait for the waitress/ waiter to collect your card… Auntie was so much in a rush she/ we went to the area to pay. I was wavy, so It didn’t register with me until we got to the register. I Thought, “why are we going to pay at the counter instead of relaxing and waiting for the receipt. So to make it short I called auntie out on it (she was the 1 in a rush) I said “it was no need to rush, we gotta let our food digest for Christ sake. What’s wrong with waiting for the receipt at the table?” A good positive evening all of a sudden went a little hazy. It got pretty hairy and I wasn’t expecting it. She damned- near gave me a riot act. ” I Do WHAT I WANT. IF I WANT TO LEAVE NOW IT’S MY PEROGATIVE” Auntie!!!! That came outta no where. There was a couple of more exchanges one where I had no choice but to throw some darts her way and she ended up taking an uber home… Hard-core Homebodies! SMH!
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I feel like I’m at an open mic at a major comedy club. This is my first blog. I have to get back on the job so this piece will be very short. I’ll try to consistent with this, which I think I will. My mind will be all over the place because I will be approaching 51. So with this new vice called blogging, it will be a form of Therapy. In the words of Richard Pryor ” I Hope this shit is Funny”
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HAPPY FRIDAY!
Happy Friday. Another five day work week bites the dust. Monday flew! Tuesday ended with a blink of the eye. Wednesday felt like Thursday. Thursday felt like a Thursday…. Today feels like a party…. I will slow dance with the weekend…. Happy Friday folks.
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“HEAR ME OUT”
“It’s better to be a lonely couple than a lonely 1..” “I know it’s crazy out there, but Embrace the Chaos” “Read The Room” “These Next 4 years will be a blur” #FAFO (Just Sayin) “Don’t Sweat the Small Stuff” “You are a Wizard” “Let Jesus take the wheel” Thanks for hearing me out.✌🏽
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“Just Do The Do”
Don’t know what to write right now, but I do want to write something.. I’m addicted to the feedback, be it negative or positive. 6:41 am in need of a pick me up. All in need of a positive outlet to release whatever to a template. Content of thoughts of struggle, culture, opinions, and whatnot..…
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“What had happened was”
Do you spend more time thinking about the future or the past? Why? Unfortunately, I like to dwell on the past. By the time I come to my senses, it’s too late. Especially when it comes to dating. It’ll be so close to getting to that next level. All of a sudden, I’ll fumble the…
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